What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's a small person? A midget

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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