What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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