- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

terry stockton is straight

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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