Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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JEWS

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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