How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Scientology.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Womens Rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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I like pom

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Wats a joke?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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