why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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i'm not gay

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c+t+c?

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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W.N.B.A.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Anti Joke

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