Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

T-Dog scare me

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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