Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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