- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What number comes after 29? 30.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

You smell like shit

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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