There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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