Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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The WNBA

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Romney 2012

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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