...NO.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Scientology.

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19th amendment

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Ouch.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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