- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

...NO.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Yo daddy!

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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