- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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