You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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mc hammers income.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Anti Joke

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