- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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