Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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knock knock

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Ouch.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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general tso's broccoli

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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