Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

why do you care?

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

WNBA

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

vbh

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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