What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

dislike this...please.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

what happened to your gran you tell me

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Dubstep < Music

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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