Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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