- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

A russian gives away vodka.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

the cast of the jersey shore

save water shower with friends

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

I tell an anti joke!.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

I am on a escalator.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Penis

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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