- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

who smells? •Liam

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

So. The gays. ...

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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