- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

who smells? •Liam

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

1 + 1 = 3

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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