- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Mitt Romney.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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