What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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