What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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