I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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