- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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