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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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