- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Yo mamas so fat

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

women's rights.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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