Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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68 :)

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Welcome To Facebook

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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