- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing