Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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68 :)

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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