What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Guess what? No.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Nice weather we're having.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Hi

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bitches be crafty.

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whats 2+2? 4

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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