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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Mitt Romney.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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