Poop

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Reed is poopin

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

I'm a like whore

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

alert('hiiii');

I saw a shovel once.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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