Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Muslim athletes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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BOOBALANBOO

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Cancer.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Who has downs this joke

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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