A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Guess what? No.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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bitches be crafty.

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