Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Anti-joke.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Male penises.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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