3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Cold camel scrotum.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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