- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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