What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Male penises.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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