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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.