- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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