Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops