Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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american government

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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ginger

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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