Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

all these jokes suck ass

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Where do babies come from? My garage

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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