- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Japan called... They need help.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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