- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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