A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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