Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Women's sports.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Johnson stops eating

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Anti Joke

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