Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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How old are you? 20

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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raping black women

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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