What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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