Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Guess what? No.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Hi

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Wanna here a good joke?

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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bitches be crafty.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Anti Joke

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