What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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