- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

I'm gay. No homo.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Yes.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

A Black Man walks into a bar...

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

I never asked for this.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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