- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

A walrus walks into a bar