What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Women.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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myspace

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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