What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Bake until golden at 375

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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