- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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