What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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A women president

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Women's rights.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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i love huge wieners.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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