Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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