- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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