- Anti Joke

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

poop is very very yummy.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay's rights

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

what do u call a black man a black man

I have a crush on my dad.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.