What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Gays

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

School

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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