- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Johnson stops eating

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Comedy.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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