- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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