What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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