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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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