Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

I need a good anti joke....

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What is 9 + 10? 21

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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