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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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