- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

whats a willy? -brock

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Justin Bieber got laid

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

knock knock come in

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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