what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Women's rights

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Kah-________-

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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