- Anti Joke

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blond?

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime