Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Matty B

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feces

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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mc hammers income.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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No. Yes.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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