Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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womens rights

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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