- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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