- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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