Cancer.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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